Rebirth, and other such wonders.

Hello world!

Or rather, Hello Interwebs!

Please take a seat, turn your mobiles off and please. save all questions till the end of the lecture.

Allow me to introduce myself, I'm David. and i'll be your guide for the foreseeable future

I'll spare the boring details of who and what i am, i'm sure those will arise in time. So i'll skip to the interesting bit deeply embedded in your brain by now.

"Who is this guy? and why should i listen to him?"

And I shall reply in a manner to which you'll grow accustomed

"Got anything better to do today?, cos' i haven't!"

So i'll begin my crusade with a manifesto of sorts. Promises i intend to keep, and which will hopefully keep this mess of idea's and comments in line (and more importantly, interesting!)

1. I promise to make you laugh

I, being of (somewhat) sound body and mind, hereby promise to make insightful comments, witty remarks, and dare i say it? Be out right hilarious when the mood strikes me. All in the name of lightening your day, if even for a moment.

2. I Promise to write often!

I've experimented with this blogging thing before, and my downfall is that i can never think of what to write, so this time around. I'll take inspiration from anywhere, so expect the occasional list of reasons why i think the government should pay be to play video games and how much i dislike turnips.

3. I promise to teach you things you never knew!

Did you know penguins mate for life? Did you know gravity makes no sense? Did you know i thoroughly dislike thursdays? NO! but now you do! and isn't the world better for it. You can never know too much, and I (with my insatiable desire to impart knowledge) aim to expand that head of yours with facts, not necessarily useful, or true, but things that'll make you go "Really? I never knew that!!"

Prepare to have your mind blown!!

So let's get real, I'll attempt these things. Honest. But i can't guarantee them (that's legally binding, no lawsuits please.....) and i will try, with all the nicotine in my veins i'll try.

And finally, and more importantly. I have a thank you to make, and some lovely details to share with whoever stumbles across this collection of cleverly ordered letters

My thanks, for making me laugh, making me smile, and more importantly indulging me by answering my email and giving me advice. A world of thanks to the ever whimsical

Witt, on a daily basis!

Tricia, A.K.A Tershbango A.K.A Confessions of a recovering cynic A.K.A That woman who gave away a butt plug

(FYI, i didn't receive the butt plug. Despite my attempts! ¬_¬)

I implore you to read, follow, or stalk (should you wish) her with sincere enthusiasm. You won't regret it.

So thank you, for reading, and witnessing my blogging rebirth.

This time, as a student with lessons to teach

Till next time, class dismissed.