Porn: A review (A.K.A. Why i'm single)

Today Ladies and Gentlefolk, We're talking Porn.

(sorry folks. no Puppies today)

That introduction bit.

Casually flicking through the terrible Exciting television on show this Sunday evening and i stumbled upon a gem, in the form or Russel Kane on Dave. Among his hilarious act he featured a bit on porn, and whilst amusing as it was it made me think.

What is the deal with porn?

I'll start by admitting, yep i watch porn. But i'm single and 20, it's almost expected. and i'd hate to disappoint.

Back to the point. Porn is, well, rediculous!

That middle part

Porn for the most part is just plain stupid, there's nothing arousing about the generic stuff being churned out these days, all the models look the same, there's no discernible plot and the voices...the voices!!

To clarify I'm specifically talking about American porn, and particularly the over-polished variety. By the studios who feel porn is a legitimate art form. It isn't.

I can't be the only one who'd like to see more...variety, in the plot. Throw in a twist or two now and then! Keep us on our toes (or other relevant body parts). Maybe, keep the models quiet. Whilst some speech is expected i can't be alone in not finding the repetitive forced nature of most of what you hear completely mood ruining.

"oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah (this goes on for sometime)"

you see my point....i hope.

The End bit

On reflection, i may be alone in my analysis of this phenomenon. But i've been single for too long a while, so i may be making mountains out of mole hills (i did search for a witty replacement of mole hills, somehow nothing seemed right.).

So, in conclusion.

• Porn (for the most part) is ridiculous
• Analysing porn is a good way to realise you have too much spare time
• Publicly printing your finding's is a good way to stay single
• Finding a good ending for just such an article is quite difficult

........Soooooooo

Class dismissed?

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